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Today's best out-of-context quotes from the office:
"Just because the owner doesn't know how to handle his monkey, does not mean the monkey is evil."
"It's not my monkey! My monkey is just fine."
"If I ever find that monkey of yours, I'm going to take it home and let my dog drool all over it."
"I think your monkey needs to be kept under strict surveillance."
"The monkey! It brings people together!!"
"Hit the monkey! -- no wait, shock the monkey!"
"Keep your monkey to yourself!"
And before folks start believing I must work in a zoo or the adult entertainment industry, I better explain that the monkey is a new office toy several folks around here now have. Specifically, it's a flying toy monkey that screeches when thrown. He even wears a mask and cape. Great fun. Great annoyance. Good blog fodder.
Update: It appears escalation is upon us.
