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"I think that house with all the pumpkins over there is at war with the house with all the pumpkins across the street there."
"Really? Well, maybe you should take some pictures of this war-in-progress."
"No. I can't do that. These are people's homes. It's invasion of privacy."
"Since when has that been a problem before?"
"I know. I could walk up, ring the doorbell, say "Trick or Treat" when they answer, and then blind them with my camera flash."
"...."
"And then? Then, they'll trip and break their neck on the stairs. After that, I can take a picture of the house and get away with it."
"....Ok. Then, they'll sue you."
"No they won't! They'll be dead! We'll have to bury them. And the pumpkins, of course."
"What? Why the pumpkins?"
"BECAUSE THEY SAW IT ALL!"